The Pipe Dreams Tee

Not every plan's a good one—but this shirt is.
The Pipe Dreams Tee is for the fixer who dives under the sink with zero context and still walks away looking like a legend. Made with DryBlend moisture-wicking fabric, it's built to keep you dry when the job gets wet. Soft, durable, and guaranteed to survive both leaks and lies.

Because hope’s not a strategy—but it pairs well with this shirt.

Meet the Gildan DryBlend® 8000 — tough enough for the job, comfortable enough for everything else.
This ain't some trendy softboy tee. It’s moisture-wicking, no-BS, and built to take on sweat, sawdust, and sarcasm. Classic fit, all-day comfort, and enough durability to survive your week (and your washer). Wear it to work, wear it to wreck sh*t—just don’t expect it to quit before you do.

We don’t mass produce. We make it when you order it—just like a damn good job should be.