The Pipe Dreams Hoodie

For the crew that runs on caffeine, chaos, and bad ideas under sinks.

The Pipe Dreams Hoodie brings heat, comfort, and straight-up sarcasm to your cold-weather rotation. Made with an ultra-soft 80/20 cotton/poly fleece blend and a 100% cotton face, it’s built for long days, short tempers, and jobs that don’t go as planned. Ribbed cuffs, a jersey-lined hood, and a pouch pocket round it out—because you might not know what’s leaking, but at least you’ll look like you’ve got it handled.

Benefits

Built with an 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly blend that’s tough where it counts and soft where it matters. 100% cotton face for that broken-in feel straight outta the box.
Double-needle stitching on every damn seam so it holds up to jobsite abuse, laundry-day beatdowns, and whatever else you throw at it. Built to take a hit—and a spin cycle.
Jersey-lined hood for when the wind won’t quit, ribbed cuffs that don’t ride up, and a pouch pocket big enough for cold hands or hot takes. Warm, solid, and built like the rest of you—no nonsense.

Features

Crafted with an 80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend fleece and a 100% cotton face for unmatched softness and warmth.
Grey Heather: 75/25 ring-spun cotton/polyester
All Other Heather Colors: 55/45 ring-spun cotton/polyester
Safety Colors: 55/45 ring-spun cotton/polyester
Split-stitched double-needle sewing on all seams ensures long-lasting wear, ideal for daily use and frequent washing.
Features a jersey-lined hood for added warmth, 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband for a snug fit, and a convenient pouch pocket.
Metal eyelets and a twill neck tape add a touch of quality and durability.
The tear-away label

We don’t mass produce. We make it when you order it—just like a damn good job should be.
Give us about a week to crank it out, and we’ll send tracking the second it ships.